A man couldn't get a date so he asked his friend what to do as his friend was always getting dates.

His friend replied, "I stick a potato in my pants, it always works".

Two months go by and the two meet up. The man with many dates asks "did you try placing the potato in your pants?".

His friend, "yes I did and it doesn't work".

"What do you mean it doesn't work?, it always works. Let me see you place the potato in your pants"

The dateless man complies.

The man with many dates, "Theres your problem....... the potato goes in front".