Picture footage of a sunny day driving through the beautiful, upscale neighborhood in Chicago's Hyde Park, and then an ominous voice-over interrupts the calm and begins reciting the names , Rashid Khalidi, William Ayers, Louis Farrakhan, Bernadine Dorn, Tony Rezko, Rashid Khalidi, William Ayers, Louis Farrakhan, Bernadine Dorn, Tony Rezko....over and over. And then the voice asks, "while this may look like a nice neighborhood, is this any place to raise two young girls? Is this what you consider a nice family neighborhood? There are a lot of things these days that aren't quite what they appear and as really good as you think they may look on the surface!"

And then McCain comes on and says, "My friends, I know over my many years of service to our Country I've railed about bloated government and over spending on unnecessary programs. And while I understand that he wants to move to the White House, there are other ways of getting Barack Obama out of that neighborhood and away from those wackos, without having to elect him President. So just this once, I've decided that when I'm elected President, I'm going to go against my usual philosophy and make an exception, and give Obama and his family new public housing. As of Nov 5th, he can move into the Governors mansion in Alaska! In keeping with my fiscally conservative views, This will kill two birds with one stone, as it will help him to avoid having to keep running into "these guys from his neighborhood", and at the same time, get him some experience at actually doing something in government rather than just running for the NEXT office."

I'm John McCain, and I approved this message!