A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming
> truck, and
> everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates
> waiting to
> enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant
> each person
> one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
> the wish is. 'I
> want to be gorgeous,' and so God snaps His fingers, and
> it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says 'I want to
> be gorgeous too'
> Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be
> gorgeous, but when
> God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line
> starts laughing.
> When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling
> on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his
> wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

'Make 'em all ugly again.'

> NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

> Blessed are the Cracked, for they are the ones who let in
> the Light.