LOL!!!

Careful now Corvette; A powerful firearm like that is clearly a phalic symbol that exposes your personal inadequacies and shortcomings in a certain physical region. And of course more than likely you would be "offending" some people; which is tantamount to assault and battery on certain peoples feelings; of which you would be hurting. Which would make you a really bad, mean, and hateful person... I would then suggest that you would need counseling to address your clearly hateful and incorrect ways of thinking, and get your thought centers fixed so as you could be a good little drone and think and say the correct things and conform to the "correct" way of thinking according to the thought police.

- 67GTO