Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without
smiling..

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Katie went straight to her
grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother
and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack
while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people
nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for
trouble.

Oh no, my dear," replied granny.. "Many years
ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best
time to do it was when the church bells would start to
ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck
hadn't come along."