THE
COWBOY

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever
done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.


'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy
offered.



'On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon
a gang of bikers, who were threatening
a young woman. I directed them to leave
her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed
biker and smacked him
in the face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped
out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the
shit
out of all of
you!'


St. Peter was impressed, 'When did
this happen?'
>
> 'Couple of
minutes ago.'