Surely you don't think that people that bear false witness, that despise the poor, or that worship mammon are only conservative, or even largely so?!

If you do, then you have a very closed mind. I'd venture to guess that both you and I are, at times, guilty of each of these offenses to some degree. Don't forget, there are plenty of poor "wingnut" conservatives, and you seem to have a healthy despise for them in general, so there's a reason for the addage, don't live in glass houses.