> DEATH OF THE OLD COW
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>Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop.
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> Nancy , in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, " Y ou get out and check--you were driving."
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>So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.
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>" Y ou were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy .
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>Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
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>"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy .
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>The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky,the wife gave me a great meal and the daughter made love to me."
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>"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy .
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>"I just knocked on the door an d when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
