http://www.keytlaw.com/blog/2010/04/idiotic-congressman/

Oh no, the secret is out. This rambling congressman has let slip that Guam is actually a giant lilly pad disguised to appear as a tropical island. Not to further spill the beans the Admiral carefully avoided admitting that Guam was actually tethered in shallow water to endure tropical storms and would not likely capsize from the addition of Navy and Marine Corps personnel. That's why the Admiral get paid the big bucks. I think it would be wise to revoke the congessmans access to secret information in 2010 and focus his attentions on crop circles etc.

:o)