"Two coffees, please."

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man
with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St.
Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that
rises into the clouds ..

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,

Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through
the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another

bearded man.He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet

again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic

looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again,

'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will

find Mohammed higher up. '

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly

contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.Once again,

he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly
magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once

again repeats his question:

Are you Mohammed? "He gasps as he is by now, totally out of

breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son.... I am Almighty God,

the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you

like a cup of coffee?

Obama says, "Yes please"! As God looks behind him, he claps his
hands and yells out: Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""

Keep your trust in God...your president isan idiot...