CHINESE PROVERB ORIGINAL : Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime.

2012 UPDATED VERSION : Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, cash for clunker autos, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, a hundred weeks+ of unemployment checks, a forty ounce malt liquor, access to drugs, and designer Air Jordan shoes, and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.