Good use of 5 and 13.
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Now here's 10.
* Teddy Roosevelt was the Bull Moose cadidate, Obama is the Bull Shiite candidate.
* Prometheus brought fire down from the mountaintop. Obama capped its carbon emissions.
* The great Indonesian dog invasion crisis was averted by a young Obama and barbecue sauce
* Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders charged San Juan Hill. Obama watched Seal Team 6 on TV.
* President Ronald Reagan kept a jar of jellybeans on his Oval Office desk. Obama once ate a dog!
* Washington could not tell a lie, Nixon could not tell the truth, Obama can't tell the difference
* President Lincoln ended slavery and maintained the Union. Obama once thought about growing a beard.
* Jefferson bought the Louisiana Purchase for $233 million, Obama spent that much while you read this!
* Obama said that George W. Bush adding 4 trillion in debt was unpatriotic, so Obama added 5 trillion.
* Thomas Edison brought electricity to the masses, Obama is set to rectify that problem with Green Energy!
* Obama not only discovered 7 more states, he also found a new earthquake region in DC called Bush's Fault.
* Ronald Reagan went to Berlin and said "tear down this wall!" Obama went on The View and talked about the Kardashians.
* Our first president George Washington famously could not tell a lie. Today Barack Obama has overcome that problem.
* George Washington crossed the Delaware. President Obama continues this tradition by flying to Hawaii for vacation!
Google this headline... "Obama Drops His Name Into the Other Presidential Biographies"