Couldn't happen here.
OSHA..... Fines him for failing to work with protective equipment (hardhat)
NOAA... Fines him for desecrating a seashore
EPA.... Fines him for disturbing the natural habitat of the endangered winged rat. (Seagull)
National Endowment For the Arts.... decides the art isn't perverted enough, mandates he change to get funding.
you already saw one "bathroom mirror" video here a while back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&list=PL28199B0FC0D8C37E&v=dCHsxrhdDX4