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Those ubiquitous "Coexist" bumper stickers might be one of the more ripe targets for ridicule, but most comedians tend to avoid the subject.

Not Adam Carolla.

The podcast king riffed on the touchy-feely sentiment behind the placards during his Monday night appearance on The O'Reilly Factor.

It’s basically a bumper sticker that shows all the different religions of the world and how we need to get along together, when that bumper sticker could be shortened quite a bit to, maybe, just ‘co,’” Carolla said. “It doesn’t need half the religions that are on there. And it’s just part of the problem which is, everyone is the problem.”

“Everyone is not the problem. There are certain religions that cause more trouble than others. I think we know who they are and we need to focus on them.

Carolla then answered liberal pundits who wonder why terrorists hate America. He fired off a series of simple answers, the kind you won't hear in mainstream news outlets:

They hate our culture. They hate our way of life. They hate the fact that our women’s boobies get bigger, our cars get longer, our swimming pools get deeper and we’re building skyscrapers and bridges.

I left out the "o". I don't think they care for that symbol in the word..... even amongst themselves.