Daddy is a Gay Dancer



Daddy is a Gay Dancer
>
> A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
> living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, > businessman,
> car salesman... and so forth.
>
> However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
> dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in
front of
> other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer > is
> really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for
> money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
> children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. "Is > that
> really true about your father?"
>
> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
> helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in
front
> of the other kids."