"You forgot a couple of things:

I also orchestrated the fall in the price of Gold, the latest commodities drop, the takeover of Fannie May an Mac, and while I was sleeping was able to set a record in the number of foreclosures in August in the U.S."

And I think you forgot something as well!

How about turning off this incessant rain that seems to always start just as the Markets close. This is suspose to be a Semi-Arid region! If this keeps up for another five or six months Southern Alberta will become a Swamp just like (or at least water wise) the James Bay Lowlands???

So, how about it! HUMMM!!!

Old Joe