Okay.
Baba, I have to ask... Are you being ironic or not? If you are being ironic, then it's hilarious ...and well timed. If you weren't being ironic... I sincerely apologize for laughing.
Upon first reading, I laughed out loud. ... and then I noticed the doctorate thing and thought... he might be serious. Which led to my interrogative introduction. Anyway, I offer you thanks, for the laugh, or apology, if appropiate.
Oh, and... GO POET!
Best
Mr. HaL