Great to have you back at the research desk oogee!
These registrations aren't taken lightly. They can't just throw all products/services in there willy nilly. Note the following declaration that our CEO had to sign off on in the application. This is going to get interesting really soon now.
the applicant has a bona fide intention to use or use through the applicant's related company or licensee the mark in commerce on or in connection with the goods/services in the application