Hey okiedo,
I like your way of thinking, "scourge of the beach" LOL! Sgt. Hartmann style, "I got your number". Yep, the beach will never be the same anymore for some of the children in the sandbox.
The best and most colourful anaolgy of POET with the hard work of Dr. Taylor and his brilliant team of scientists muscling up, with the "Poet Technologies 15 sec Commercial for US Broadcast" symbolizing the clanging of the bell, in anticipation of the rumble to begin.