Thanks, JAE.
I really need to apologize again, especially to Derek. When I got a few pm's over the weekend making it clear to me that people were misinterpreting, that's when I figured, "uh, oh, better write an explanatory post," and glad I did so late last night.
Humor, like investing, has certain risks, and I know that; while this incident won't change the type of posting I do, it will cause me to go the extra yard to make sure. I actually debated on making reference to "men in white coats" in the original post, but decided against.
One other thing, and this is based on a nasty pm I received, I am not the only "institutionalized investor" on these boards. ;)
Good luck everyone, glad to see the stock strong again today.