Okay.....I think I finally figured it out....

We are trapped in a parallel universe.....where up is down and down is up....

I was not sure until I used POET stock as the subject to test out this hypothesis.....

Just look....Any time we have good news, the stock drifts down.....

This happens countless times.....

Does this mean we should be wanting bad news....?? Which, according the the "parallel universe theory" would result in an increase in the stock price......

I think this needs further investigation....

Will consult with Captain Kirk, Spock and Bones after they beam me back up.....

Things that make you go Hmmmmm......