d'master...

I realize that you are an ESL(English as a second language) person and very understandable in your use of the English language in your postings..not perfect ,but no one is..

As you know ,Proto Baggins,has a very funny way of saying things and just about unintelligable to all but a few of us that are as warped as he is ..

Let me try to help with the translation,but there are a few things you should know about Proto Baggins that may help you to understand why he talks the way he talks...

First of all when he was born ,and his mother first saw him ,the shock of seeing her new baby with only one eye,right in the middle of his forhead shocked her so badly ,she dropped him on his head...twice....

But he survived to adulthood somehow ,but suffers a terrific speech impediment from the bullys in school holding his head against a steel light post and squeezing his head till his tounge stuck out and stuck to the steel pole...at -40C....

And then they would leave him there until someone found him and pulled him off the pole leaving huge hunks of his tounge stuck to the pole..

But here is what he said and I'll try to break it down for you..

I may not even succeed but I'm sure PB will straighten me out..

Here is his post broken down..

(I would just like to say here, fellow and joining shlongs, that...)

Here he is greeting us on the board...

(Ankherooand I had at one stage locked horns over a...rather 'jolly, mind ye')

Here he tells us that at one time he had a disigreement with another poster....

(...bit of 'silliness', but that since then I have followed all of Ankheroo's posts...grudgingly at first, admittedly...grrr!...but now loyally since our little sparring bout...and now, at last, I consider this person to inhabit the top 90% of useful/worthy info/ posting on this forum (whose bottom posts STILL EXCEED 75% of another well known forum, IMO, who shall for the moment remain nameless, ahahahahaaaaa...

Here he admits that maybe he spoke too soon and the other poster had some good posts and that he was "appologizing to the other poster and that he wanted to be buddys again...

I consider this person to inhabit the top 90% of useful/worthy info/ posting on this forum (whose bottom posts STILL EXCEED 75% of another well known forum, IMO, who shall for the moment remain nameless, ahahahahaaaaa...

Here he is saying that even the worst of this persons posts are much better that the people that post on that "Other Forum',which he dosen't name ...

and that those people should be lined up and shot with a Maxim Machine gun..

(wukka, wukka, line 'em up and scythe them into windrows with a good old circa-1900's, water-jacketed, 3-man-crewed 'Maxim', I says...)

But there are a few true KXL people over at the other forum that Proto still likes and dosen't include them in the firing line..

(Baggins SELECT apologies to a few TRUE, patient 'KXL-shlongs' still there doing Sister Theresa's noble work with the few remaining worthy recalcitrants...)

(To yon faithful of aforementiloned perils,)

PB speaks to those few people that 5% of the postings are good and 95% of the postings are not worth ..."

wrinkly skin from 'ye oold Pizzle'. Use your imagination here...

But this refers to the little part that the DR cuts off baby boys and throws away ...

there ARE still gems from sages to be gleaned there, just be warned that it is 5% goooold, and 95% wrinkly skin from 'ye oold Pizzle'.

GLTA, but de'vil tak' the hindmost 'o ye lemmings and them in needs 'o Mrs. Cubbins's 'Family-Pak' stuffing-mix.

Here he is wishing GLTA(Good luck to all) except the few that screw up the boards and spam and follow the crap around the boards..

Regards,

Baggins

Hope this helps..

But for a one eyed,forked tounge,brain damaged KXL Shlong ..we'll keep him..

He's a keeper..

Go KXL..