Goldenbear, you're coming in loud and clear! I am a Calgary boy, originally. Good that you have your priorities in order - forget the cat food, go to the races! (Glad you have a sense of humour too!).
Heck, if KXL goes to $10, I'll buy the racetrack!
I see chuckdog outdid himself again. Just not quite housetrained yet. Keep the newspaper on the floor for a while.