I got quite a chuckle out of that story - only its haywire not bailing wire. It brought back memories of my mining days years ago. In the mining industry everything is "haywire" since everything is fixed with haywire. For the French everything is "broche-a-foin" which of course means haywire. To this day I can swear better in French than in English. Thanks for the memories. Sorry for the off-topic but it is Sunday.