Candy Land

Welcome to stock picking Candy Land… the place where just days ago we could only imagined the possibility of picking up so many great companies at such unbelievable bargain basement prices. Can you picture Homer dancing around all giddy like? Unfortunately most of us here in Candy Land, especially Homer, are only able to drool on the outside window to the store because we have no more pennies to spend. The store manager has slashed prices way way down, sometimes up to 80% off, but still nobody comes into the store. This is frustrating to the manager because he knows that some of the candy will go bad and spoil if nobody eats it soon. In fact much of the candy will spoil… but not all of it. Some of it will be perfectly preserved, and deap down the store manager knows that this unspoiled candy will be worth much much more when the rich parents come in ready to feast on the few but highly desired rock candy quietly glowing in the beautifully displayed showcase under glass. Maybe it’s next month, maybe next year. This candy can last at least another 12 to 24 months, but the prices on the best candy will only stay low until the people start rushing through the doors. But be warned… don’t buy the spoiled or spoiling candy, even at these give away prices as it could leave you with one hell of a bad stomach ache!

I, of course, believe KXL is of the finest rock candy. Now if I could just get my hands on just a little more ;-)