Cedar...

You,As a self proclaimed engineer,and my knowledge of engineers(Being a Military construction engineer) and having a son in law that is has a masters degree in mechanical engineering,I have been wondering how you broke your wing and just for some fun offer some suggestions how your flipper may have been damaged to such a gruesome extent..

1. You were ripping through a corner on your new Triathlon $12,000.00 carbon framed bike and hit a patch of sand..ending up with massive road rash and a broken flipper..after witch you got patched up and headed to the church of your choice to give thanks that your drinking arm was still fully functional...

2. You fell off the balcony at a party of your peers ,trying to launch paper airplanes farther than your buddy's,figuring ,"If I hang out just a little further....after witch you got patched up and headed to the church of your choice to give thanks that your drinking arm was still fully functional...

3.The heel of your engineer boot caught in the bar rail and you took a header off the bar while participating in a line dancing contest with your peers at the Greasy Spoon Bar and Grill... after witch you got patched up and headed to the church of your choice to give thanks that your drinking arm was still fully functional...

4.While underneath your new Mazda Speed Three,trying to see how the twin turbos tied into the exhaust,your little nose picker released the hydraulic jack and pinned your wing under the front wheel..bring on great pain and screams anguish as your little rug rat kicked over your beer which you had put carefully aside ,to say nothing of the sickening sound of cracking of bones and the wailing of a small child at the thoughts of dads reaction to his spilling of the beer....after witch you got patched up and headed to the church of your choice to give thanks that your drinking arm was still fully functional...

Anyway the markets are open and I thought I would ask...

We all care you know...

True KXL schlong that you are..

Portee