Well I be euchered..!!

Here I am composing witty, absurd postings after spending an hour in the sun ,down town at my favourite side walk coffee shop..dreaming of mountains of gold and chatting to all the folks that happen by..my dream of retirement..enjoying my self..checking out the wigglies ...if I don't get caught licking my eyebrows,I'm fine..and relaxing in the sun..

And my name is being mentioned in vain..or something like that..

I'm a man of simple pleasures..

And I know Woozlecat ..been friends for years..

And he is sure as hell real...and no kid..punk..pimply faced geek that runs a boiler house operation but a real old prospecting..mad trapper ..bush rat ..that can "Fight..Fuc*..drive a truck..or drink a case of wine.."as the old drinking song goes..and I'm proud to call him friend..

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