Rico...

With $250,000.00 we could set up the whorehouse in fine style with a special Rico suite for you and the missus..Comes compete with peep holes..remote viewing access to all other areas..a K-Y jelly auto pump station..warm baby oil fountain and theatre viewing area for all you favourite porn flicks..with a wine bar..

A fine rotary bed with mirrored ceiling and multiposition vibration and heating options..

And the great part of it you can give this packaged gift to the missus..

Surely she will see the investment value of the deal..

You will be in her good books forever..

Forget gold stocks..

Sin stocks will make you rich..

Portee