Rinnnnngggg....

Rinngggggggg....

PRODIGY GOLD....(Jeez,,no more sweet lips doing the mechanical-electronic Voice patch...but a really deep voice with a weird accent..)

Portee.

Is Brian there..?

(Rude ..Emphatic..)!!!NO..

And by this time ,with only a few words ,I recognize a KLINGON accent..

Why can't I talk to him??

BRIAN WON'T TALK TO ANYONE...(Again the Klingon)..

Why not...!!!

HE TELLS US HE HAS JOINED A MONASTERY AND HAS TAKEN AN OATH OF SILENCE...!!!

Portee..

Well that sucks!!!

What are you doing in the Vancouver office..???

WE ARE PRODIGY SHAREHOLDERS AND ARE PISSED THAT THEY ARE WITHHOLDING NEWS ON THIS MONSTER GOLD FIND...

Well ..what are you doing about it...??

WE HAVE TAKEN BRIAN AS A PRISONER AND ARE APPLYING THE KLINGON TORTURE REQUIRED TO MAKE ANY PRISONER TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING..

Portee..

Jeez..That is interesting..

Just what would that torture be.??

WE ARE STICKING KIDNEY BEANS UP HIS NOSE....

Portee..

Jeez..that would smart..

YES..NOT THE MUSHY CANNED KIND...THE DRY KIND...

Portee..

has he talked yet...?

NOT YET...BUT WE CAN"T BE FAR OFF..

Portee..

Why is that..?

BECAUSE HOT PEPPER CHILI IS COMING OUT THE OTHER END..AND EVENTUALLY HE WILL GET HUNGRY...AND THAT IS STEP TWO IN THE KLINGON TORTURE RITUAL...

HE'LL TALK...SOON!!!

Portee..

Well thank you Mister Klingon...Giver shit!!!!!

Portee