Regardless of your politics, you might enjoy this (footnote for our american and european friends - the three listed are leaders of our federal political parties)

Dion, Harper and Layton are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Harper turns to Dion and says, chuckling,

"You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."

Dion, shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy."

Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. I could throw all three of them out the window and make 32 million people happy."