My sentiments exactly WPG . Merry Christmas to the longs, however I would like to add something for any "NAKED" shorts. May you rot in hell.
Hopfully stories like this will speed up the process.
http://libertyblitzkrieg.com/2013/12/23/the-times-of-india-almost-every-passenger-on-a-flight-from-dubai-to-calicut-was-found-carrying-1kg-of-gold/