Please sign me up for the great new Agoracom team. I will be trying out for center field since I am an older gentleman of great and constant equilibrium moving neither left nor right unless absolutely necessary. My latest expedition to the wasteland in which the Raging Kittys train has led me to the firm conclusion that:

1. They often argue among themselves with very loud and sometimes insulting epithets.

2. Their pitchers and their catchers can never ever agree on what the count is much less on which pitch to throw.

3. They do not, in point of fact, throw like girls. In fact, they seldom throw at all.

4. The manager refuses to discipline any player for any reason leading to almost total anarchy as well as an appalling lack of fundamental skill training.

5. Most of their best and most veteran players have joined the newly formed Team Agoracom where they can actually use the great skill and cunning they possess.

6. Far from being a bull, their mascot is in fact a very distempered kitty who growls and spits with great gusto but seldom if ever bites or scratches anyone outside of her own team.

7. They refuse to play on either a neutral field or a field belonging to an opposing team. Adamantly they claim that the only place they have any chance of achieving an even playing field is in their very own kitty litter box.

Have a great and good Sunday morning.

Doc