Woof, woof! If it makes you feel any better, my portfolio is full of dog poop too. Can't get away from it in this business. But then, there's the reward of lots of nice little playmates.
Edwards and Magee - never read that - any book that's supposedly the bible of anything just scares me. How about Technical Analysis for Dummies? Been afraid to read this too - might find out something about myself I don't want to know, lol.