God created Canada
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> On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said,
> "Today I am going to create a land called Canada . It will
> be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have
> tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles,
> beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests
> full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches
> with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
>
> God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to
> make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants
> Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people
> on the earth."
>
> "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too
> generous to these Canadians??"
>
> "Not really," replied God. "Just wait and see the winters
> I am going to give them!
>