Fun article. Thanks for posting. You missed a paragraph, but don't worry, I have it here.

"Gold analyst John Nadler, speaking from a cardboard box under the Bay Street overpass, said he felt that this was just a technical bump and that prices would soon return to $400.00 per ounce. Nadler quoted Dr. Kudlow who professed that king dollar would soon hit a bottom and that the 100 trillion dollar debt was only 100 times GDP, which was quite reasonable.

CNBC guest analyst Dennis Gartman said he had called the gold spike to $5000.00 just the week before. Gartman recently set a world record for changing his position in gold a record 473 times in the past 3 weeks. Gartman is now an official subsiduary of CNBC, a subsiduary itself of GE, which is also a subsiduary of Goldman Sachs, a division of The Berkshire Group, which in turn owns 37 of the 63 states comprising the USSA. The Berkshire Group also owns National Box Company, the largest homebuilder in North America.