Irish Viagra


An Irish woman of advancing years talked to her
physician to solicit his help
in reviving her husband's flagging libido.



'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

'Not a chance,' she said. 'He won't even take an
aspirin!'

'Not to fret,'replied the doctor. 'Give him an
Irish Viagra.'



'What's an Irish Viagra, Doctor?'



'That's where you just drop the Viagra into his
morning coffee. He won't even taste it,' replied the
doctor. 'Give it a try and call me in a week
to let me know how things went.'

 

Not even a week had gone by before she called the
doctor, who directly inquired as to the progress of
the experiment.

The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and
begorrah! T'was horrid, just too terrible, doc!'



'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor

 

'Well, I did as you advised. I slipped the Viagra
into his morning coffee and it took effect almost
immediately. He jumped hisself straight up, with a
twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
proudly! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the
cups and tablecloth a flying, ripped me clothes to
tatters and took me then and there, making wild,
mad, passionate love to me right on the tabletop!

T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor. 'Do you mean to
say the sex your husband gave you wasn't any good?'

'Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed!

T'was the best sex I've had in twenty-five years!

But sure as I'm sittin' here before you, I'll never
be able to show me face in Starbucks again!


*'Life is like a jar of  jalape�os .  What you do today, might burn
your ass tomorrow.' *