Does Coors count? 

While better than tepid tap water, but not much better.  Plus, I don't own Coors stock.  Gotta be BUD.

I support my investment!  Remember, BUD products contain serious anti aging additives, prevents strokes and cancer, makes an old bar fly look like a new bar fly, increases your chances of meeting someone new to buy a house and car for, and will turn your beard back to it's original color.....well, at least it might make you think it has changed color once you drink enough!

John