LL,
I'm getting disgusted at all this positivism from you. We're going to have to make up and use some new, pseudo-intellectual, alliterative phrase intended to demean and diminish you ... "nattering nabobs of negativity" won't do it anymore ... maybe "pathetic positivistic protege of the Pooper" ...
I'm gonna have trouble pulling this end of the rope all by myself. :)
Wolfy