OT: New CEO
posted on
Jan 22, 2009 07:24AM
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires
a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the
company of all slackers.
On a tour of the Facilities, the CEO notices a guy
leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and
he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much
money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the
young fellow looks at him and replies "I make
$300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and
screams, "Here's four weeks pay; now GET OUT and
don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO
looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to
tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers
mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's. "