RE: OT: Thanks for all the advice.
posted on
Jun 19, 2005 08:18AM
I got this in my email box from a friend of mine ..I thought you might enjoy this .
I Married an Oregon Girl . . .
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to
do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she
was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.
He told them that the first day he didn`t see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the
third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
& nbsp;The third man had married a Oregon girl. He boasted
that he told her that her duties were to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn`t see anything, the
second day he didn`t see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix
himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.
Got to love them Oregon girls!