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RE: OT: Thanks for all the advice.

posted on Jun 19, 2005 08:18AM
OT: OREGON GIRL

I got this in my email box from a friend of mine ..I thought you might enjoy this .

I Married an Oregon Girl . . .

Three men were sitting together bragging about how

they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and

bragged that he had told his wife she was going to

do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed

done at their house. He said that it took a couple

days but on the third day he came home to a clean

house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He

bragged that he had given his wife orders that she

was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn`t see any

results, but the next day it was better. By the

third day, his house was clean, the dishes were

done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

& nbsp;The third man had married a Oregon girl. He boasted

that he told her that her duties were to keep the

house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry

washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He

said the first day he didn`t see anything, the

second day he didn`t see anything, but by the third

day most of the swelling had gone down and he could

see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix

himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and

telephone a landscaper.

Got to love them Oregon girls!

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