``Hello Fred, this is Jhawk of the Agora and Atomic Bob boards. I am kind of embarrassed about this but some of the cult members suggested that I came up with a great new revolutionary idea that would help Edig, and that I should share it with you``

``Hawk, my man, thanks for the call! Anything to help!``

``Well, Fred, ya see, I am a businessman, and I had this idea that, now that you have all this experience, if you could pick up the phone, and, uh, sell something?``

``Sell something? My uncle told me that I would not have to do that because Edig would just sell itself! So far he has been right, just coming a bit slower than we all thought.``

``Well, Fred, you do know how to use the phone, right?``

``Oh, of course Mr. Hawk, in fact we were spose to be in millions of them by now, set top boxes and automobiles, and even Music players, but they are not very profitable, and everybody knows that except for that Jobs guy.``

``Well, Fred, I really strongly suggest that you follow my``..

``Hawk, my man..sorry I gotta run, B.W. is on the phone and between you and me, any day now, production is huge!...Gotta run, thank you for your support.``

``Oh, and Fred,..Fred,..Ya there???..Well, shoot, guess you just never listen to big dumb guys from Tennessee!``

Disclaimer:...All in fun and I have not sold a share, and still not gonna...Couldn`t resist!

T.K.