John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. ``This house is yours for eternity John`` said God. ``This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.`` John felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler logo flag, and in every window a Terrible towel.

John looked at God and said ``God, I`m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.`` God said ``So what`s your point John?`` ``Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?`` God chuckled and said ``John, that`s not Ben`s house; it`s mine.``