I remember you mention that sneak attact here before....lol.
Maybe it's your investigative reporting style that has Fred scared.....hahahaha!
Ya, he should have opened the door, said hi, then slammed it, locked it, and gone back to the corner office.
That's what I do at home, with a no solicitor sign on the door, and I cuss them out while telling them "dont you see this F'n sign you dumb azz?"
Morale, make an appointment if you come to visit me, I'll remove the sign for you.