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Message: Knock, Knock / Who`s there? Nasty Gram from Santa to Bad Boyz

Knock, Knock / Who`s there? Nasty Gram from Santa to Bad Boyz

posted on Dec 20, 2005 06:45AM

I think I`ll just check out until we hear the coming company drivel. It might even be interesting. It might even give the worst naysayers something to think about. We`ll actully know more then, not now.

At least, I`m civil, but you boyz have been berry berry bad for little or no reason....EDIG is still burin` the lights and most of you are not going anywhere until we see the fruits promised or the death nail. It`s really that simple.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

John

The Night Before Christmas ... a fitting tribute to the whiners and the wackos and the just plain weirdos here

Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

I`ve busted my ass for damn near a year,

Instead of ``Thanks Santa`` - what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night

The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter

They say I owe taxes - if that ain`t damn funny

Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money?

And the kids these days - they all are the pits

They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo`s - No request for them

They want computers and robots...they think I`m IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I`m quitting this job...there`s just no enjoyment

I`ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment

There`s no Christmas this year...now you know the reason

I found me a blonde.. I`m going SOUTH for the season!

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