Knock, Knock / Who`s there? Nasty Gram from Santa to Bad Boyz
posted on
Dec 20, 2005 06:45AM
I think I`ll just check out until we hear the coming company drivel. It might even be interesting. It might even give the worst naysayers something to think about. We`ll actully know more then, not now.
At least, I`m civil, but you boyz have been berry berry bad for little or no reason....EDIG is still burin` the lights and most of you are not going anywhere until we see the fruits promised or the death nail. It`s really that simple.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
John
The Night Before Christmas ... a fitting tribute to the whiners and the wackos and the just plain weirdos here
Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
I`ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of ``Thanks Santa`` - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain`t damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money?
And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo`s - No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I`m IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I`m quitting this job...there`s just no enjoyment
I`ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
There`s no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
I found me a blonde.. I`m going SOUTH for the season!