Sabre, that`s because Carlin didn`t write it....sorry. Credit belongs with Dr. Bob Moorehead, former pastor of Seattle`s Overlake Christian Church. (He retired in 1998 after 29 years in that post). The essay appeared under the title ``The Paradox of Our Age`` in Words Aptly Spoken, Dr. Moorehead`s 1995 collection of prayers, homilies, and monologues used in his sermons and radio broadcasts:
