Late Show Top Ten

Top Ten Things Overheard In The Meeting Between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez

10. "Donde esta 'el Presidente Dumb-Ass'?"

9. "Sorry, Mr. President, they don't sell Marlboros here"

8. "Let's get a picture of you shaking hands with Hugo Chavez to really piss off Rush Limbaugh"

7. "Mr. Chavez, I have a book for you, too — Artie Lange's 'Too Fat To Fish'"

6. "Does this breakup mean Lindsay Lohan is back to dating guys?"

5. "Remember, you can't spell Hugo without 'hug'"

4. "I can't believe they killed Edie on 'Desperate Housewives'"

3. "Does Biden really think he's fooling anybody with those plugs?"

2. "I think there's one thing we can both agree on — there's a new star in the Hollywood galaxy by the name of Zac Efron"

1. "Is it too late for me to buy your Senate seat?"