Where's the exact location of that bar? :>) Speaking of a Texan:

The plane developed engine trouble as it approached a high mountain range.

The pilot came back to the cabin and announced that they would have to get rid of all the baggage and all other non-essential items to lighten the aircraft.

After they got rid of every thing that wasn't nailed down, the pilot said plane wouldn't make it over the mountains unless they lost more weight

At that, a Frenchman stood up.... said, "Vive La France" and jumped out of the plane. The pilot shook his head sadly and said the plane was still too heavy.

An Englishman stood up, cried out, "Long live the Queen" and threw himself out the door. The pilot quickly checked his calculations and said they might have a chance if someone else would make the supreme sacrifice.

A big Texan slowly rose to his feet and in a loud voice yelled, "Remember the Alamo".....Then threw 2 Mexicans out.