I missed your post post the first time.

Your point:: 6 string guys score better than 4 string guys.

Counterpoint: (that's a musical term, ya know :>) Bass strings are larger.

Musician joke (slightly revised for you):

Question: What's the difference between a guitar and a bass?

Answer: A bass burns longer.

I have a zillion musician jokes but many are of the "inside" variety. Most folks here wouldn't get them.

Sample:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the accordion player.

How about this one?

Give me an example of the ultimate optimist.

A trombone player with an answering machine.

And then there's:

Is your son a musician?

No, he's a drummer.

If you want to hear more, PM me.