Good!!! I need you.

Don't take that the wrong way. I need you as a friend. I wouldn't want anyone to think I meant something else. I'm a normal man. You believe me don't you? If some ugly rumor got around that I was......you know...it could get back to my wife. Please don't start any rumors...I couldn't survive that.....I'd rather not live....I'd be humiliated....what's happening to me....the light is getting dim......

Quick, Dischino, send me your brown paper bag....I think I'm hyperventilating.