"We are a people who cannot be pleased no matter what"

That's not true, Disco. You can please half of the people all the time and displease the other half all the time. You cannot please all the people all the time and you cannot displease all the the people all the time. However, 75% of the people will be pleased 25% of the time while 14% of the people will be pleased about 3% of the time. This has been proven by Al Gore about 66% of the time.

That's what Abe originally had writen on the envelope but during that speech he was confused about 94% of the time and now we're left wit dat udder ting for posterior.

Oops...the NJ Sici in me escaped.